Inspiration of the day in August

Whether thought-provoking sentences, funny sayings or a few wise words - with the "Inspiration of the day", you can start your everyday life in an upbeat mood. You can find the best "Inspirations" for August in this picture gallery. You can also find more sayings in this picture gallery.

Idee für mich
via steffen.gippner
08/15/2016, 09:10
When the patience was distributed, I was standing in a traffic jam honking my horn.
I'm never too late. The others are simply always too early.
I need a new alarm clock. Mine always rings while I'm asleep.
Our children today will never understand how great it was back then to go to the 'computer room' at school.
Relationship status: I can only stand couples in the form of shoes!
I have laughed hard at every one of my wrinkles.
I don't like it when people take things away from me that I haven't finished yet! Give me my weekend back!
I don't have to be nice anymore. I can buy my own chocolate.
Everything that falls down immediately rolls underneath somewhere. Unless it can hurt you. Then it falls on your foot.
He who always does what he already can, always remains what he already is. (Henry Ford)
Was at the bank. There are only 1,000,479.34 euros left until the first million.
We never have too many shoes. At most, we have too few in our wardrobe.
The earlier you wake up at the weekend, the longer you can lie on the couch.
My alarm clock is lucky enough to live in my smartphone. That saves its life.
If someone wants to argue with you, just eat cookies. They taste good and you won't hear a thing.
Sometimes I charge so quickly, I'd make a great battery!
Somewhere in the world, a beach is sadly wondering why I'm not lying on it.
Today I'm doing something for my tummy, legs and bottom! Pancakes with Nutella!
Women don't forget, they archive.
The more you weigh, the harder you can be abducted. Take care of yourself and eat cake!
Never underestimate a fellow human being who takes a step back. He could take a running start!
He is a man. He can do whatever his wife wants.