Inspiration of the day in December

The "Inspiration of the day" are funny sayings, wise words or thought-provoking sentences to help you start the day. You can find the "Inspirations" of December in this picture gallery. You can also find more sayings in this picture gallery.

Idee für mich
via Susanne
12/01/2016, 13:05
Household, job, children... It's not easy being Superwoman. But I manage.
I'm beginning to think that no one will pick me up to spend the winter in the south.
I'm not a simple knitter, I have bobbles!
I'm now at an age where I can no longer manage with one weekend a week.
You can build something beautiful out of stones that are put in your way. (Goethe)
So, now I've bought all my Christmas presents. All that's missing are the others.
Outside the body, calories always seem so endearing.
There is no way to peace, because peace is the way. (Mahatma Gandhi)
I'm a mixture of asleep and awake today. So weak.
"Are those dark circles?" "No, I'm one third descended from a raccoon."
Mit meiner Jogginhose bin ich ungefähr genau so oft gejoggt, wie ich mit der Küchenrolle durch die Küche gerollt bin.
I've jogged in my jogging pants about as often as I've rolled through the kitchen in kitchen roll.
Wer alles mit einem Lächeln beginnt, dem wird das meiste gelingen. (Dalai Lama)
If you start everything with a smile, you will succeed in most things. (Dalai Lama)
Na super, aus Versehen Tagescreme benutzt, jetzt lieg ich wieder die ganze Nacht wach.
Great, accidentally used day cream, now I'm lying awake all night again.
Closet once again sorted by: fits, will fit soon and HAHAHAHAHA.
Celebrate your rough edges, diamonds aren't round either!
The new hair color trend is supposed to be grey. If obesity and wrinkles become fashionable now, 2016 will be my year.
Four hours of sleep a day is enough for me. At night, I usually need double that.
When packing, the following applies: missing talent is replaced by adhesive tape!
After two bottles of wine, I've finally done my tax return. I'm getting 35 million euros back!
Mein Körper besteht heute zu 60% aus Müdigkeit. Der Rest hat Hunger.
My body is 60% tired today. The rest is hunger.
Heute auf dem Programm: Ein Glühwein, swei Glühwei, rei Lühwei, hie Hühei, Flünei, Snlwln...
On the program today: A mulled wine, swei Glühwei, rei Lühwei, hie Hühei, Flünei, Snlwln...
„Darf ich dich mit Textmarker anmalen?“ „Warum?“ „Weil du wichtig bist!“
"Can I color you in with highlighter?" "Why?" "Because you're important!"
Über sich selbst zu lachen, heißt sich selbst zu lieben. (Mickey Mouse)
To laugh at yourself is to love yourself. (Mickey Mouse)
Da ist sie wieder, die Jahreszeit, in der wir zu 80% aus Schal bestehen!
Here it is again, the time of year when we are 80% scarf!