
Everyone should refrain from saying these things on their 40th birthday
... if you don't want to be disinvited from the party immediately!
1. you're only as old as you feel!
2. life goes on!
3. welcome to the club!
4. over 40s party - not my target group!
5 Oops, now you're pushing 50!
6 You've done well for 40!
7. at our age you have to be more careful now!
8 The candles are getting more expensive than the cake!
9 From now on, you have to take things easy!
10 I know what it's like - after 40, you just have to take it as it comes!
11 I thought you only swept in front of the town hall when you were 30!
12 Well, it's no use ...
13. don't worry, you'll be 50 in 10 years' time!
14. have you changed your beauty routine yet?
15. the 40+ prevention program isn't so bad!