6 sex positions that everyone secretly hates!
1. sex in the shower
If you believe the erotic scenes from movies and TV, there's nothing hotter than sex in the shower. But the reality is like this: The shampoo runs into your eyes, you can hardly breathe through the water and you often choke on it. Then conventional shower cubicles are too narrow for sexual tricks - your partner can't lift you properly because you're all slippery from the soap. And then there's the constant risk of slipping! So fun is something else - no one is guaranteed to come!
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2. sex on the beach
Sex scenes on the beach are almost even hotter - beautiful bodies rolling around tightly intertwined, glistening with sweat and arousal and gently lapped by the sea water ... oh! And that's where the problem lies. When the skin is wet, the sand really sticks in every crevice. And THAT feeling is anything but tingling! And if there's a good wave, it sweeps you right off the beach and you have to be careful not to drown. If you've been spared the sex accident, you still have to jump into the water afterwards if you don't want to go home breaded like a schnitzel. Here, too, the fun moment quickly reaches its limits!
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3. sex in the car
We all remember the love scene in "Titanic": Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet in the car for the first time - the windows are steamed up, suddenly a hand is pressed against the side window ... There's no doubt that a couple are making love in the car. Unless you have an ultra-large car, the reality is somewhat different: She tries to hop on top of him and immediately has the steering wheel in the back. You'd almost have to be a member of Cirque du Soleil for such acrobatic feats and you shouldn't have an ounce too much on your ribs. Of course, you can also do it on the back seat - unfortunately, you can't push the seat far enough forward, so a taller man would have to cut himself in half for a passionate act. Otherwise you quickly reach your limits in terms of space. SHE, on the other hand, should be able to unscrew her legs so that she can survive the contortions relatively unscathed. Unfortunately, this sex position doesn't get a thumbs up either!
4. sex on the kitchen worktop
Ok, the sex itself can be quite exciting because it's very spontaneous and the passion is satisfied in a different place. If the kitchen is tidy, then there's nothing wrong with a little number on the worktop. If it's not, half a jam roll will be stuck to his bottom afterwards or the remains of a slice of cheese lying around - that's not so great. The risk of injury should also not be underestimated, as knives lying around, for example, are not to be trifled with. You should also make sure that the hob is switched off or does not come on during lovemaking. Nobody wants burnt buttocks either!
5. the 69 position
Everyone knows it and yes, everyone does it: The 69 position is a real classic among sex positions. But let's be honest - isn't it just totally impractical? Apart from the fact that it's totally uncomfortable, you can hardly relax in this position. After all, you have to concentrate on your partner as well as yourself. The result: in the end, no one really gets their money's worth. Great - so it's all for nothing again!
6. sex standing up
The position in which both of you are facing each other and she has to wrap one leg around you so that he can penetrate you better - yes, that's the salad. If you're not particularly fit or flexible, having sex standing up is totally exhausting. Especially if you can't put your leg down because you want to have spontaneous sex outdoors under a tree, for example, you're almost more focused on keeping it up somehow. You or the woman are no longer really focused on the task at hand. Not every man is able to penetrate well in this position if the legs are not spread properly. So it can be over before anything has started.