Let's go through the whole thing using the example of an evening when you have friends over for dinner.

The preparations start with the preparation of a roast, which is to be served later. At this point, you can simply use the first sex toy for a different purpose. For example, an intimate shower is perfect for dousing the roast with gravy. Of course, spices are also essential for a perfect roast. If you can't find a pestle in your household, a glass dildo is an ideal alternative to grind the spices into small pieces.

Let's move on to the drinks. For a refreshing lemon flavor, simply squeeze the lemon using a plug and the delicious drinks are ready to serve.

Now it's time to choose the right outfit. And as it happens, there are several outfits to choose from. To compare them, it is often practical to see them all side by side. To do this, simply press sex toys with suction cups as coat hooks onto a smooth surface and you can choose between the outfits.

The last step before the guests arrive is to set the table. Of course, once again the good napkin rings are missing. But luckily there are still a few penis rings in the house.

Simply roll up the napkin quickly and put a penis ring around it and the napkin ring is ready.

If you still have some left over, penis rings can also be placed around a tea light to act as a tea light holder.

Just before the guests arrive, you can quickly use the classic alternative use for sex toys. If the cat gets in the way, simply put down a few love balls. The clacking of the balls seems to stimulate the animals' play instinct and they will be busy all evening.

You can already look forward to the confused and puzzled faces of your guests.

ORION blogger Tim