Let's start with situations that can be rather funny. In a good partnership, these can usually be taken with humor. I would like to give you an excerpt of some particularly unpleasant and funny situations:

The bed collapses: It's probably the classic sex mishap. You're so eager that the slatted frame suddenly gives way and the next thing you know you're lying on the floor. This is usually neither painful nor unpleasant, but rather a funny situation and a sign of an active sex life.

The pussy fart or pussy fart: It has probably happened to everyone at some point. An unpleasant noise is made during the act. But here too, take it with a sense of humor and just keep going.

Embarrassing dirty talk: This can also quickly lead to awkward situations. Because not all dirty talk is the same. Far too often, attempts are made to create an erotic atmosphere in a desperate attempt and the result is a rather unpleasant situation. Dirty talk should always come from within and from conviction.

Calf cramp: Perhaps not really funny or embarrassing, but still unpleasant. The romantic mood can quickly be over if your partner suddenly gets a cramp and has to stop in the middle of the act. The only thing to do is wait and perhaps change position.

Wrong name: This is probably the most uncomfortable and embarrassing situation that can occur during sex. Instead of saying your partner's name, you just slip out another name or, even worse, the name of your ex. This can quickly cool the mood and, in the worst case, even hurt your partner.

But unpleasant situations can also occur during solo sex . However, these are usually less funny and more painful, as women and men often come up with the strangest ideas during masturbation. Unfortunately, things don't always go as smoothly as hoped. In addition to the classic vacuum cleaner, a number of curious objects have been found in the abdomens of both men and women. Men often use long, thin objects to make masturbation more exciting. But there are dangers lurking here. Broken clinical thermometers, sparklers and even pipe cleaners have been found in the male urethra. An extremely painful idea for me as a man.

But unpleasant situations can also occur with women. It is said to have happened that a bottle has been used for masturbation and has become so stuck due to the resulting vacuum that a doctor has had to drill a hole.

So you see, a lot can go wrong during sex. But most situations can be taken with a sense of humor. After all, not everything always has to go perfectly.

ORION blogger Tim